November 1, 2007
Depends on your point of view
There are always two ways to look at everything.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last
October, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
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